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Funny and Crazy Sentence

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner=2 0table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that.
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

I ran over my mobile phone on your car because I'm cool like that.

Blogger Friday *Spring Break*

For spring break I'm not going anywhere. I am just going to be sitting at home being bored, probably getting fat from eating so much. Well, as far as I know I'm not doing anything for spring break and that's the way it's going to stay unless my mom decides other wise, or if my dad comes down from Kansas to visit.
My ideal spring break would be to go to Hawaii to swim in the Ocean and to watch the sunset on the Hawaii horizon. I would go see where Pearl Harbor was and do all kinds of fun things. I would want to eat all different kinds of foods that I wouldn't/couldn't eat here in Texas. I'm not real sure of who I would see but I hope it would be someone real famous or someone that was really special. I would just love to go to Hawaii just to see the beautiful beach.

Human Interest Stories.

Chad Lowe, Rob Morrow and Fisher Stevens rescued in Aspen!


According to Townhall Chad Lowe, Rob Morrow and Fisher Stevens were all rescued after getting lost skiing on a mountain in Aspen. All the three were in Aspen for Celebrity Downhill, even if they couldn't find their way downhill. They were not the only ones lost on the mountain, Chad, Rob and Fisher found some other lost skiers who used their cell phones to call for help. The ski patrol found the lost skiers and helped them to find their way down back to safety. The trip took three hours because of heavy snow and dense fog. In the defense of the all the lost skiers, the Aspen Ski Patrol said even locals get lost up there. Rob Morrow had a good attitude about the whole thing, "It ended up being great because it was a good adventure." Thank g-d the three made it down safely.

It's a Dog's World

Hello. My name is Milkshake and I am half blue healer. I am not sure what else I am but my mommy was a blue healer. I have pretty grayish-blue eyes that my best friend loves. She always tells me that I have the most beautiful eyes ever and that she wishes hers were the same color. To tell you a little more about me I will say that I am only a month old in this picture but now I am a month and a half old. I just can't wait till I turn two months, maybe my friend will give me some cake or at least something sweet.

Well, about a week ago my brother, as my adopted mommy says, broke my leg. It hurt really bad. His mom was telling him that he needed to leave me alone that he was going to hurt me and that I needed some sleep to lay me in my bed but of course he wouldn't listen. He is only three after all and you all know how children get when they turn three. They all want to do things their own way and don't want any help what so ever, but that's off the subject. He really didn't do much to break my leg but hey I am still very young and very fragile, as you could say. All he did was pick me up and he was pretty much choking me because he had one arm underneath my left front leg and one around my neck. Then all of a sudden we were right by the fireplace and he tripped but caught himself and I slipped out of his hands and fell right next to the bricks and I couldn't move it hurt so bad. Everyone was yelling and was worried about me. So Rabecca picked me up and took me over to the couch and was checking my paws and legs and there was one curtain spot that she touched and it felt like a really sharp pain. I wanted to tell her but she couldn't understand me. So I kind of just nibbled on her hand a little to tell her it hurt to please stop. So she did and the next day they took me to Blake's, my brother that broke my leg, dad's house and told him that my leg was hurt, most likely broken, that he needed to take me to the vet. After my leg wasn't broke anymore I played and had lots of fun. I didn't stop playing or running around the house. I was so hyper because I didn't get to do anything for a long time, but now I am great. That's all I have to say about that, so maybe talk to you later.